
What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE
Science you’re drunk again
Science should always be drunk.
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali)
When I was 11 there was a boy in my class who dealt chocolate bars in the playground and now he deals meth it’s funny how time can change a person
another-superwholock-fanwarrior:
FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME
THE LAST ONE<3
(Source: comics-mad)

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
did you just

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.HOLY SHIT

tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
continuity at its finest
It’s even funnier when you consider the fact Let’s Kill Hitler came before Night Terrors. Time travel continuity.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza
stop right now
this could make me like pizzas.
How the hell do you not like pizzas?
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
(Source: trapghoul)